Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2023
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Want it Now<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.<br />
A man buys a Powerball<br />
ticket and wins<br />
the lottery. He goes<br />
to claim his money<br />
and the clerk verifies<br />
his winning number.<br />
The man says, “Here<br />
is my ticket. I would<br />
like my $524 million,<br />
please.”<br />
The clerk replied,<br />
“No, sir. It doesn’t<br />
work that way. We<br />
give you the first<br />
million dollars today<br />
and then you’ll get<br />
the rest spread out<br />
over the next 19<br />
years.”<br />
The man, annoyed,<br />
says, “Oh, no. I want<br />
all my money right<br />
now! I won it, and I<br />
want it.”<br />
Again the clerk patiently<br />
explains that<br />
he would only get<br />
one million dollars<br />
that day and the<br />
rest over the next 19<br />
years.<br />
The man, furious<br />
with the clerk,<br />
screams out, “I<br />
WANT MY MONEY!<br />
If you’re not going<br />
to give me my $524<br />
million right now,<br />
then you’d better go<br />
right into that cash<br />
register and refund<br />
me the $2 that it cost<br />
me to buy the ticket<br />
in the first place!”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
34 <strong>August</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
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