Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2023
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Pull The<br />
Plug<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Out in Kansas, tornadoes<br />
often hit with<br />
sudden devastation,<br />
and without warning.<br />
In one case, a house<br />
was completely<br />
whisked away,<br />
leaving only the<br />
foundation and first<br />
floor.<br />
A silver-haired farm<br />
lady was seen sitting<br />
dazed, in a bathtub.<br />
It was the only<br />
remaining part of the<br />
house left above the<br />
floor.<br />
The rescue squad<br />
rushed to her aid<br />
and found her<br />
unhurt. She was<br />
just sitting there in<br />
the tub, talking to<br />
herself.<br />
“It was the most<br />
amazing thing … it<br />
was the most amazing<br />
thing,” she kept<br />
repeating dazedly.<br />
“What was the most<br />
amazing thing,<br />
Ma’am?” asked one<br />
of the rescuers.<br />
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.<br />
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
38 <strong>August</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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