Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2023
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Stock Market<br />
Report<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
Helium is up, feathers<br />
are down. Paper is<br />
stationary.<br />
Fluorescent tubing was<br />
dimmed in light trading.<br />
Knives were sharply up.<br />
Cows steered into the<br />
bull market. Pencils lost<br />
a few points. Hiking<br />
equipment was trailing.<br />
Elevators rose while<br />
escalators continued<br />
their slow decline.<br />
Weights are up in<br />
heavy trading, while<br />
light switches were off.<br />
Mining equipment hit<br />
rock bottom, yet diapers<br />
remained unchanged.<br />
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.<br />
Out & About with Roopers at the 1st Annual Squatch Open<br />
The Squatch himself<br />
& Larry Roop<br />
Stephanie & Jesse St. Laurent<br />
Marty & Mary Jane Roop with<br />
grandson Eli St. Laurent<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
28 <strong>August</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday? Genes.
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