Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2023
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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