Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2023
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Rain rain GO AWAY! This years summer weather may be wet behind the ears, but you can always count on the Digest to bring the sunshine. Enjoy the August 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Name of the<br />
Game<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
Pam and Sarah met<br />
for a beer at Pat's<br />
Pizza. After a while<br />
the subject of sports<br />
came up.<br />
Sarah asks Pam, “Do<br />
you play golf?”<br />
“Sure,” said Pam, “I<br />
play well enough to<br />
know why they call it<br />
‘golf’.”<br />
Puzzled, Sarah asks,<br />
“Why do they call it<br />
‘golf’?”<br />
“Because,” replied<br />
Pam, “that was the<br />
only 4-letter word<br />
left!!”<br />
Road Hazard<br />
Submitted by Trevor Saunders<br />
Brian rushes in and<br />
announces loudly, ”I tell<br />
you, women drivers are a<br />
hazard to traffic. Driving<br />
to work this morning on<br />
the freeway, I looked over<br />
to my left and there was<br />
this woman in a Jaguar<br />
doing at least 70 mph<br />
with her face up next to<br />
her rear view mirror putting<br />
on her mascara!”<br />
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can<br />
sing us a song. Chick Peas can hummus one.<br />
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
12 <strong>August</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
Exaggerations went up by, like, a million percent last year.
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