Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2024

Long Winter
Submitted by Thomas Hill
Darlene and her husband,
Andy’s Joe, purchased Digest
Uncle
an December old home 2023 in Northern
Maine from two
elderly sisters.
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Winter was fast
Hi Peggy, approaching and the
years first snow came
Please early. Darlene review your was
proof concerned carefully. about It will the
house’s lack of
run
insulation.
as you see it if
changes are not
“If received they could by live here
all those years, so can
November we!” Joe confidently 20th
declared.
Thank you!
One January night the
temperature plunged
to Contact below zero, Pamand
cell: they 207-754-9494
woke up to find
office interior 207-783-7039
walls covered
design@UncleAndys.com
with frost. Joe decided
to call the sisters to
ask how they had kept
the house warm in the
cold, long winters.
After a rather brief conversation,
Joe hung
up. “For the past 30
years,” he muttered,
“they’ve gone to Florida
for the winter.”
Senility
Prayer
Submitted by Pam Ashby
God, grant me the senility
to forget the people I
never liked anyway;
The good fortune to run
into the ones that I do;
And the eyesight to tell
the difference.
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Thank you all for the support
received during this difficult time
and ask that you continue to visit
us. Stay Lewsiton Strong. It’s the
only way Joe would want it.
God Bless and Rest In Peace Joe.
You are truly missed.
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Uncle Andy’s Digest
10 January 2024
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.