Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2024

Coffee is the most important meal of the day.
Surprise!
Submitted by Pam Ashby
Tim gingerly walked up
to the sales lady in the
clothing store, “I would
like to buy my wife a
pretty pink scarf.”
“How cute” exclaimed
the sales lady, “sounds
like it’s going to be a
great surprise.”
“It sure is!” exclaimed
Tim, “She’s expecting
a new car!”
Not Fair
Submitted by Steve Simard
A man was speeding
down the highway, feeling
secure in a gaggle
of cars all traveling at
the same speed. However,
as they passed
a speed trap, he got
nailed with an infrared
speed detector and was
pulled over.
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The officer handed the
man a citation, and then
as he turned to walk
back to his cruiser, the
man asked, “Officer, I
know I was speeding,
but I don’t think it’s fair.
There were plenty of
other cars around me
going just as fast, so
why did I get the ticket?”
“Ever go fishing?” the
policeman asked the
man.
“Um, yeah... so,” the
startled man replied.
The officer grinned and
added, “Ever catch ALL
the fish?”
90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
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