Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2024
The snow has arrived, along with the New Year's January 2024 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. You'll find the best of what local businesses have to offer, and as always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
The snow has arrived, along with the New Year's January 2024 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. You'll find the best of what local businesses have to offer, and as always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.<br />
Blind Pilot?<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
I was flying from San<br />
Francisco to San Diego.<br />
By the time we took off,<br />
there had been a 45-minute<br />
delay and everybody<br />
on board was a little<br />
agitated.<br />
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11 Library Ave.<br />
Auburn<br />
Unexpectedly, we<br />
stopped in Sacramento<br />
on the way. The flight<br />
attendant explained that<br />
there would be another<br />
45-minute delay, and if<br />
we wanted to get off the<br />
aircraft, we would reboard<br />
in 30 minutes.<br />
Out and About at Oxford Chamber Christmas Parade<br />
Everybody got off the<br />
plane except one gentleman<br />
who was blind. I<br />
noticed him as I walked<br />
by and could tell he had<br />
flown before because his<br />
Seeing Eye dog lay quietly<br />
underneath the seats<br />
in front of him throughout<br />
the entire flight. I could<br />
also tell he had flown<br />
this very flight before<br />
because the pilot approached<br />
him and, calling<br />
him by name, said:<br />
“Keith, we’re in<br />
Sacramento for almost<br />
an hour. Would you like<br />
to get off and stretch your<br />
legs?”<br />
Keith replied, “No thanks,<br />
but maybe my dog Butch<br />
would like to stretch his<br />
legs.”<br />
All the people in the gate<br />
area came to a completely<br />
quiet standstill<br />
when they looked up and<br />
saw the pilot walk off the<br />
plane with the Seeing<br />
Eye dog!<br />
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.<br />
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