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Lesson Learned Submitted by Thomas Hill According to a news report, a certain private school in Virginia recently faced a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick, and put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided to do something. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. Sometimes there are teachers, and then sometimes there are Educators. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable. DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT? WE DO. ® WATER FIRE MOLD For any disaster, call ServiceMaster! 29 Brickyard Circle, Auburn (800) 244-7630 (207) 539-4452 www.smfireandwater.com • www.smcarpetcleaning.com If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold. Out and About at Oxford Chamber Christmas Parade Uncle Andy’s Digest 34 January 2024 A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
What's the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream. Constant - Reliable - Dedicated Steve has been a constant at Roopers for the last 18 years. Helping thousands of redemption customers during his tenure here. Steve is a great example of the story of the tortoise and the rabbit, consistently showing up everyday and producing. Roopers’ success lies on the back of people like Stevie Hughes who helped build and sustain this business. You might not see what Steve does on financial statements however in building a brand people love and trust it takes not just work today but also work tomorrow. Steve is a pillar of that growth. We are truly lucky, blessed, and proud to have Stevie at Roopers and part of our lives! Well deserved, truly appreciated and loved Hughesie!! -Jesse St Laurent, Company President STEVE HUGHES “Glamour comes from the hard work of many people doing less glamorous things. -Steve Roop Quotes from the Archives, 2021 BOTTLE REDEMPTION ROOPERSBEVERAGE.COM 301 Main St., Auburn | 783.9098 545 Minot Ave., Auburn | 783.2047 794 Sabattus St., Lewiston | 783.6353 686 Main St., Lewiston | 344.1200 Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee. Uncle Andy’s Digest UncleAndys.com 35
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