Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2024
The snow has arrived, along with the New Year's January 2024 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. You'll find the best of what local businesses have to offer, and as always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
The snow has arrived, along with the New Year's January 2024 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. You'll find the best of what local businesses have to offer, and as always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Fitness Goal<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
I feel like my body<br />
has gotten totally out<br />
of shape, so I got my<br />
doctor’s permission to<br />
join a fitness club and<br />
start exercising.<br />
The first thing I decided<br />
to take was an aerobics<br />
class for seniors.<br />
I bent, twisted, gyrated,<br />
jumped up and down,<br />
and perspired for an<br />
hour. But, by the time I<br />
got my leotards on, the<br />
class was over.<br />
Old Snake<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato.<br />
Local Excavation Company<br />
Commercial, Residential<br />
excavation, & Site work<br />
Now scheduling for<br />
spring & summer <strong>2024</strong><br />
shawn@hirdcontracting.com 207.754.2343<br />
Out and About at Oxford Chamber Christmas Parade<br />
An old snake goes to<br />
see his Doctor. “Doc, I<br />
need something for my<br />
eyes... I can’t see well<br />
these days.”<br />
The Doc fixes him up<br />
with a pair of glasses<br />
and tells him to return<br />
in two weeks.<br />
The snake comes back<br />
in two weeks and tells<br />
the doctor he’s very<br />
depressed.<br />
Doc says, “What’s the<br />
problem... didn’t the<br />
glasses help you?”<br />
“The glasses are fine<br />
Doc, I just discovered<br />
I’ve been living with a<br />
water hose the past<br />
two years!”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
20 <strong>January</strong> <strong>2024</strong><br />
How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
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