Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2024
The snow has arrived, along with the New Year's January 2024 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. You'll find the best of what local businesses have to offer, and as always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
The snow has arrived, along with the New Year's January 2024 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. You'll find the best of what local businesses have to offer, and as always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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A factory that makes okay products is a satisfactory.<br />
WELCOME TO THE LA METRO CHAMBER<br />
NEW MEMBERS!<br />
Outsourced Bookkeeping Solutions<br />
OutsourcedBS.com<br />
bon Vivant<br />
bonVivantMaine.com<br />
Chenmark<br />
Chenmark.com<br />
Nutty Nettie’s Cafe<br />
NuttyNetties.com<br />
Mukwa LLC<br />
MukwaLLC.com<br />
Sam Francis State Farm<br />
Jake-Khakis.com<br />
Sliders Sports Pub<br />
facebook.com/SlidersME<br />
415 LISBON STREET, LEWISTON • LAMETROCHAMBER.COM<br />
Neighbor’s<br />
Dog<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
Janet and her husband,<br />
Joe are sleeping<br />
when the neighbor’s<br />
dog starts barking and<br />
wakes them up. Janet<br />
sighs, and says “Wait<br />
until you see what I’m<br />
going to do to those<br />
neighbors!”<br />
She runs out of the<br />
house and five minutes<br />
later she comes back<br />
with a smile on her<br />
face. Joe asks ”So,<br />
what did you do?<br />
Janet says “Well, I took<br />
the dog from their yard<br />
and I put it in our yard<br />
to see how they like it<br />
having the neighbor’s<br />
dog barking all night.”<br />
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!<br />
Out and About at Oxford Chamber Christmas Parade<br />
Irony<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Friend 1: “Have you<br />
considered the irony of<br />
spending a ton of money<br />
on a huge TV to<br />
play video games, and<br />
then spending most<br />
of your time playing<br />
video games on a tiny<br />
phone?”<br />
Friend 2: “Well unless<br />
irony can figure out<br />
how to fit that huge TV<br />
into the bathroom with<br />
me, irony can zip it!”<br />
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.<br />
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