The Adventures of Jonathan Gullible - Bastiat Institute
The Adventures of Jonathan Gullible - Bastiat Institute
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Chapter 23 • <strong>The</strong> World’s Oldest Pr<strong>of</strong>ession<br />
“Would you like to know your future, young sir?” she asked,<br />
approaching him.<br />
<strong>Jonathan</strong> looked suspiciously at this voluptuous woman wearing<br />
vividly coloured scarves and heavy jewellery. He quickly checked<br />
his pockets, though he had nothing more to lose.<br />
She continued aggressively, “I have the gift <strong>of</strong> foresight. Perhaps<br />
you’d like a glimpse <strong>of</strong> tomorrow to calm your fears <strong>of</strong> the<br />
future?”<br />
“Can you really see into the future?” asked <strong>Jonathan</strong> backing <strong>of</strong>f<br />
as far as he could without <strong>of</strong>fending her. He regarded this brazen<br />
woman with deep suspicion.<br />
“Well,” she replied, her eyes fl ashed with confi dence, “I study<br />
the signs and then I declare, affi rm, and pr<strong>of</strong>ess whatever I see to be<br />
true. Oh yes, mine is surely the world’s oldest pr<strong>of</strong>ession.”<br />
“Fortune-teller?” remarked <strong>Jonathan</strong>, surprised at the claim. “Do<br />
you use a crystal ball or tea leaves or ........”<br />
“Beelzebub, no!” snorted the woman with disgust. “I’ve become<br />
much more sophisticated. Nowadays I use charts and calculations.”<br />
With a deep bow she added, “Economist at your service.”<br />
“How impressive. E-con-o-mist,” he repeated slowly, rolling the<br />
long word over his tongue. “I’m sorry, I’ve just been robbed and I<br />
don’t have any money to pay you.”<br />
She looked annoyed and turned away to look for other<br />
prospective clients.<br />
“Please ma’am, could you tell me one thing,” pleaded <strong>Jonathan</strong>,<br />
“even though I don’t have anything to pay you?”<br />
“Well?” said the woman, irritably.<br />
“When do people usually come to you for advice?”<br />
She looked around to see if anyone might overhear them. <strong>The</strong>n<br />
she whispered, “Because you have no money to pay me, I can let<br />
you in on a little secret. Clients come whenever they need to feel<br />
secure about the future. Whether the forecast is bright or gloomy –<br />
especially when it’s gloomy – it makes people feel better when they<br />
can cling to someone else’s prediction.”<br />
“And who pays for your predictions?” asked <strong>Jonathan</strong>.