The Adventures of Jonathan Gullible - Bastiat Institute
The Adventures of Jonathan Gullible - Bastiat Institute
The Adventures of Jonathan Gullible - Bastiat Institute
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Chapter 7<br />
Best Laid Plans<br />
Dull two- and three-storey wooden row houses lined the streets<br />
<strong>of</strong> the town. <strong>The</strong>n <strong>Jonathan</strong> noticed one grand, elegant home,<br />
standing apart from everything, isolated on an expansive green<br />
lawn. It looked solidly built, adorned with attractive latticework<br />
and freshly painted white walls.<br />
Curious, <strong>Jonathan</strong> approached the house and found a crew<br />
wielding heavy sticks, attacking the back <strong>of</strong> the home and trying to<br />
tear it down. <strong>The</strong>y weren’t very enthusiastic and moved very slowly<br />
at the job. Nearby, a dignifi ed, grey-haired woman stood with her<br />
hands clenched, visibly unhappy at the proceedings. She groaned<br />
audibly when a piece <strong>of</strong> the wall came down.<br />
<strong>Jonathan</strong> walked over to her and asked “That house looks well<br />
built. Who’s the owner?”<br />
“That’s a good question!” the woman shot back vehemently. “I<br />
thought I owned this house.”<br />
“You thought you owned it? Surely you know if you own a<br />
house,” said <strong>Jonathan</strong>.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ground shook as the entire back wall collapsed inside. <strong>The</strong><br />
woman stared miserably at the cloud <strong>of</strong> dust billowing up from<br />
the rubble. “It’s not that simple,” yelled the woman over the noise.<br />
“Ownership is control, right? But who controls this house? <strong>The</strong><br />
Lords control everything – so they’re the real owners <strong>of</strong> this house,<br />
even though I built it and paid for every board and nail.”<br />
Growing more agitated, she walked over and ripped a paper <strong>of</strong>f<br />
a single post left where a whole wall had stood moments before.<br />
“See this notice?” She crumpled it, threw it down and stamped on<br />
it. “<strong>The</strong> <strong>of</strong>fi cials tell me what I may build, how I may build, when<br />
I may build, and what I can use it for. Now they tell me they’re<br />
tearing it down. Does that sound like I own the property?”<br />
“Well,” ventured <strong>Jonathan</strong> sheepishly, “didn’t you live in it?”