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The Green caldron - University Library

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28 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Green</strong> Caldron<br />

Rhet as Writ<br />

Upon graduating high school, I was still green behind the ears.<br />

If infinitive could be defined, I would be an atheist.<br />

Only then will this earth be what God intended it to be—a Garden of Evil.<br />

Decisions, decissions, deccisions<br />

Holden Caulfield appears to be a very unstabled person.<br />

!<br />

<strong>The</strong> term rushing is used to describe the process by which a girl elects a fraternity.<br />

After twelve long days, six and a half men were rescued alive.<br />

"Faking" is when the quarter-back places the ball in your stomach and then pulls it<br />

out while you are running into the line.<br />

Little Rock stands in front of many people as a ginny pig.<br />

<strong>The</strong> engineers [of jet airliners] have fewer moving parts than the piston engines, and<br />

they are therefore much easier to maintain.<br />

[Helen of Troy's] beauty was caught in a vice between two men.<br />

This process requires a few tricks which are so secret that I cannot revile them.<br />

... to block an opponent a soccer player must throw his most venerable sections at<br />

his opponent.<br />

[Dunninger] says nearly anyone can become a mind reader, even a three-year-old<br />

child with thirty years experience.<br />

[a paraphrase of "I trouble deaf heaven with my booties cries."] Heaven is deaf from<br />

hearing my troubles with which I am left without even boots.<br />

When he came home he was always studing under the watchful eye of his mother.

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