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Put your writing on The Wall...<br />
Thanks to all those who have contributed in<br />
this issue. Due to the response we have been<br />
getting our stock of limited edition TAG T-shirts<br />
is running low. This could be your last chance to<br />
get one, so get writing NOW for the next edition.<br />
Don’t worry if they run out though as we’ll find<br />
some other goodies to tempt you with.<br />
Send your correspondence to:<br />
TAG The Wall, PO Box 99, Horncastle, Lincs LN9 6LZ.<br />
Alternatively why not send us an email?<br />
thewall@twistngo.com<br />
Don’t forget to include your address!<br />
PHONEY PHONE LINES<br />
Just wanted to complain about an advert in TAG. On the<br />
advert was a fine example of a scantily clad female (must<br />
have been hot in the photo studio). Underneath it read: “I<br />
wanna stroke your mean machine” along with a phone<br />
number. I thought I would give her ring and ask if she would<br />
like to stroke my mean machine as I have just bought an<br />
Aprilia Leonardo 125.<br />
I dialled the number and this<br />
is the somewhat strange<br />
conversation we had:<br />
ME: “Oh hello there,<br />
your advert says<br />
you would like to<br />
stroke my<br />
mean machine.”<br />
LADY: “I’d love to<br />
stroke it for you,<br />
have you got it out?”<br />
ME: “As a matter of fact I have, I’m cleaning it now.”<br />
LADY: “Is it a big one?”<br />
ME: “No bigger than an average one I suppose.”<br />
LADY: “Have you got it in your hand now?”<br />
ME: “It’s a bit big for that.”<br />
LADY: “Gosh it must be a big one”<br />
ME: “I suppose so, it makes a lovely sound.”<br />
LADY: “I bet it does, is it hard?”<br />
ME: “Hard? I suppose so, never really thought of it that way.”<br />
LADY: “Are you playing with it now?”<br />
ME: “I’ve played with it ever since I got it.”<br />
LADY: “I bet you have, have you nearly come?”<br />
ME: “Come? Where?”<br />
LADY: “I don’t mind; just give it one more squeeze?”<br />
ME: “Why would I want to do that?”<br />
LADY: “It will make it go further.”<br />
ME: “Oh really I’ll try that. Thanks for the tip. Bye”<br />
Firstly I wanted to say that I did as she suggested and have<br />
regularly squeezed it, but my scoot still only does 60mpg;<br />
and secondly I’ve just received my phone bill and this duff<br />
advice has cost me £25!! Andy Liddle, Castleford<br />
Oh dear Andy we had a similar problem with a young lady who<br />
wanted to be “taken for a ride”. She flatly refused a pillion trip<br />
to Milton Keynes and back. On another occasion a lady who<br />
said she “had the horn” when asked if it would fit onto an ET4<br />
put the phone down on us! Have a T-Shirt instead.<br />
A HELMET IN<br />
YOUR HAND!<br />
How about this for an interesting<br />
gift idea? A helmet-styled computer<br />
mouse. There’s a choice of Simpson<br />
Super Bandits in a range of six<br />
different colours, or this Daijiro 74.<br />
For those un-enlightened readers out<br />
there Daijiro was the first Japanese<br />
minimoto world series champion. He<br />
went on to win the All Japan GP250 class<br />
series championship and stepped up to<br />
race in Moto GP. He’s a bit of a hero to the<br />
racing enthusiast.<br />
This mouse is a replica of this champ’s<br />
own lid who sadly lost his life on the<br />
race track in 2003. It has a USB<br />
connector and is optical instead of the<br />
usual roller ball type.<br />
It takes a bit of getting used to but does<br />
look pretty cool sitting on the desk. It<br />
wouldn’t take long for everyone in the office to want<br />
one, but being a selfless bunch this one<br />
can go to the best letter in next month’s Wall.<br />
So get writing. Alternatively order yours at<br />
www.designgrandprixmouse.com – prices<br />
start from around £19.<br />
NOVEMBER 05 7