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Original DVDs were hard to come by in the afterlife.Not-Tim looked around helplessly. He shook Taxon again, to no avail.He sat down in the chair and looked at the computer. The computer looked back at him and asked if hewished to start a new game.What's the worst that could happen? he wondered, then clicked 'Instructions', read through, and inseveral seconds was happily engaged in a game of Icy Tower.**Winston had pressed himself against the wall and was in the midst of some serious hyperventilating, hisgaze shifting from Dem to dead!not-Tim on the ground.Dem was looking rather mournfully at the latter. "Bummer," he said.He looked at Winston. "I suppose there's no point in killing you now, is there?" he asked. "Oh well.Want to go home?""What?" Winston asked. "What kind of a question is that?""I take that as a yes," Dem said, and teleported Winston home.Seconds later found Winston back in his bedroom a week after he had left it, feeling lost and confusedand wondering what he would tell his parents.His thoughts went briefly back to the others presumably still in the cave: Rupert, Derek, Martin...He'd never got the chance to say goodbye.
Group D: Neo, EddieStanding about did not bring not-Tim back, and eventually they got unenthusiastically back to theirsnack lunch, eating in silence, giving only the occasional quick glance at each other, the unaskedquestion of not-Tim's location hanging in the air between them. Neo finished a packet of chips andcrumpled up the empty packet. He trudged over to the trashcan, chucked it in; then the door openedand both him and Eddie gave a start.Neo's mouth fell open in surprise.One of the three people standing in the doorway broke into a tired grin."What-" Neo started. "Where... you..."Ted shrugged. "We didn't see any of you, but then we found Bob here and he said that everyone wentback after the totally heinous shooting started. So I thought that maybe you got stuck in here orsomething..." Ted hesitated, looking around. "Where's everyone else, dude?""Hi," Bill said, feeling out of place in present company.Bob Arctor wandered off to stare at a wall."I don't know where the others are," Neo said. "We got separated. ...What's going on out there?""People running about, mostly," Ted said, grabbing a cup off the shelf and getting himself a drink fromthe watercooler. "Dude, they got the police! And the army, I think. There are helicopters andeverything! It's most excellent chaos." He grinned and downed the water. "...it's kinda bad if you'rewearing yellow, though. King Kong thought some people were bananas and ate 'em. Then thehelicopters started shooting at him and he fell down and people were running away and me and Billfound this place where they gave us free food because they thought we were cool.""They had really excellent pizza," Bill confirmed."Yeah." Ted tossed the cup aside. "With extra anchovies and mushrooms and... Where's Sid?" heasked. "Is he still in the cafeteria?""Who's Sid?" Neo asked."Siddhartha," Eddie suggested. "The orange guy."Ted frowned. "He's not orange. He's the Buddha.""Fine," Eddie muttered."I don't know," Neo said.Ted looked disappointed. He liked Sid.**
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Page 75 and 76: "It's John, assholes."John Constant
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