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Having spent the past few days with random people who had been attempting to crawl their way upsidedown out of Kenselton Hotel to look for generators, Jack Traven finally returned to the fourth floor andwas greeted at the common room door by the sound of exploding rum, followed by a burst of angryyelling, ringing alarms, and running feet."Hijack," said a miscellaneous teenager whose face was covered with exploded rum. "Welcome home.""WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?""All right," Conor said. "You kids put out that fire, clear up this mess, and get out. NOW!""It was his idea," Jesse said, pointing at Tommy as Matt grabbed a cup, filled it up with water and tossedthe liquid at the flames."You trust a guy with a tinfoil hat?"Tommy looked sad and misunderstood. He decided that it might not be the best time to remind themthat he no longer had his tinfoil hat with him. He got down on the floor and helped Eddie pick up theshards of broken glass."Some help with the fire?" Matt asked testily, giving them a glare and throwing another miserable cupfulof water at the conflagration.Not-Tim handed him the fire extinguisher. Matt looked at him, muttered a brief thanks, then took the fireextinguisher, opened a spray of white stuff on the young fire and put an end to its once-promising future.The alarms shut up.Not-Tim joined in the task of getting the glass bits off the floor."Don't try to make Molotov cocktails again, okay?" he suggested.Tommy gave him a fearful glance, edged away from him and wished desperately that he still had histinfoil hat, his trembling fingers struggling to capture a small glass shard.Ted meanwhile was just happy that the explosion had finally drawn not-Tim out of the broom cupboard,where things had been getting most heinously boring. He went off to find Neo, whom he eventuallydiscovered sitting at the computer doing what looked like important work."Why do all those smiley faces keep dying?" Ted asked."Go away," Neo said.**There were steps forming, inexplicably, in the darkness – black steps, practically invisible in their pathfrom Block F to the barest crack of light that marked the location of the door. It wasn't the only door, asJohn soon saw – the roof of each block had a similar backdoor exit, steps materialising between eachand the roof.He got on the steps and made his way up.The door was a little stiff (and also an interdimensional portal), but a good kick burst it open and Johnsuddenly found himself blinking in the sunlight in a dingy-looking back alley, out for the first time in thereal world.