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The announcement at lunchtime that day rang out from hidden speakers all over Kenselton Hotel:"This is an announcement to those of you holding Keanu Reeves hostage on the fourth floor of Block F.Please release him, and then we'll talk about why we cannot let you go home. To show that we areserious about this, we have halted all food and water supplies to Kenselton Hotel."To everyone else, if this makes you unhappy, you know what to do: Go get 'em."Silence.And then angry noises and the sound of running feet erupted all over Kenselton Hotel."BARRICADE THE DOORS!" Jack yelled, once the announcement and its suggestion of imminentdanger sunk in.Kevin was tipped off the sofa as three of them lifted it up and managed after several tries to squeeze itout of the common room and shove it across the front stairwell door.The back stairwell door started to open; Conor threw himself against it and hollered for reinforcementsas clawing hands found their way through the growing opening, only to be painfully crushed as backuparrived in the form of Matt, Jjaks and Neo.Neo mostly just sat in front of the door and braced it. It made him feel special, sitting on the floor.People were standing on the sofa at the other end of the corridor, it having proved to be of insufficientweight to withstand the combined strength of angry people who wanted lunch.Meanwhile in the locked room, Griffin and Donnie were regarding not-Tim with a new suspicion. Not-Tim buried his head in his hands and wondered for the umpteenth time just how things had ended upthis way.Donnie pointed at Don John, remarkably still asleep – it had been a while since he had been able tostretch out fully."What's he doing out here?" he asked.Not-Tim looked up. "It's not very comfortable to sleep in a closet," he said."Right," Griffin said warily. "Your good deed for the day? So how did a nice guy like you get put inhere?""Who are you?" Donnie demanded.Griffin hopped off the chair. "What do you think will happen if we shoot the hostage?" he asked, gazefixed intently on not-Tim as he approached him.Not-Tim scrambled to his feet and backed against the wall. "Look, I really don't think that'll be a good-"The door swung open."Jack says all of you get out of here," said Tommy, looking nervously at the four prisoners.