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Then they fell silent again as Neo returned, picked up the Ultimate Matrix Collection, and took it back tohis room.Conor saw that the sixth floor had a neatly handwritten FAQ ('Where am I? What is this place? Whydoes everyone look like me but weirder?') pasted on the door leading to its corridor. He thought aboutstealing it and sticking it on theirs, then realised that the torn paper and newer-looking tape on onecorner suggested that the folks on the sixth floor had had that exact same idea.Conor wrote an FAQ and stuck it on the door.Moments later it was gone and relocated neatly on the door to the forty-second floor.Eddie Kasalivich frowned at the insides of the little blue cube he had just taken apart. It looked alien inmake; more importantly, it looked like it had probably been a really really bad idea for Jack to havepressed the red button.Jesse whacked at the door with his fists. "DR. MERCER!"Next to him, Tommy stood cradling his bloody arm, the newly attained crate of rum at his feet andtriumph shining through his tears of pain.People made fun of his accent. Jonathan Harker trudged sadly off out of the fourth floor in search ofother British people, and to his joy chanced upon the British Holdout Group.They too made fun of his accent. Depressed, he returned to the fourth floor to be emo.Unhappy at the theft, Conor wrote another FAQ and made it Keanu-spawn specific this time.************This too was stolen and pasted on the eighteenth floor, where it proceeded to create much confusion,angst and identity crises in those characters horrified to learn that in this isolated bubble of hyperspace,they had supposedly been played by an actor whom they claimed to constantly mistake for a tree.