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"Get everyone in here in fifteen minutes," Jack said. "I heard there are fire exits from the roofs. Weneed a meeting.""Three of them are at the bar," Conor said. "They won't be happy."**"Or sober," Alex added, but no one heard him except not-Tim, who was the only one paying attention toeveryone else."I don't care. Go get them." Jack snapped his fingers at Eddie and Tommy. "You two. Go getwhoever's in the other rooms.""What about the ones behind the 'No Entry' sign?""Uh... okay, not those. Just the rest."The two teens left. Seconds later, cries of, "OI, JULIAN!" filled the air.I bet this has something to do with that explosion, Julian thought sagely. "What is it?" he asked throughthe locked door."Officer Traven says to get out of there. He says there's a meeting in fifteen minutes.""And what happens if I stay here?""Then Mr. Reeves says he'll make movie sequels in which we all die."Not-Tim blinked. "I said what?""Who- ...Oh." A click of the lock, and Julian exited his room looking vaguely traumatised as the teensproceeded next door to begin the daunting task of separating The One from his beloved computer.Neo was still engrossed in an expert level Minesweeper game. He had yet to win a single one sincearriving at Kenselton Hotel. Lulz noob. Behind him, Ted had been hit by a burst of literary creativityand was currently in the midst of writing a script for a hypothetical remake of The Day the Earth StoodStill."Neo?""Mgg.""How do you spell 'disintegrate'?"Neo accidentally clicked on a mine and swore. Ted never knew that that was how you spelt'disintegrate'. Then the door opened and Eddie yelled at them to get out of there.**Not-Tim gave a nervous laugh. "No," he said. "You're not taking me hostage, okay? You can't do that-""We can do whatever we want," Jack pointed out. "There are twenty-two of us in this room and only oneof you."Not-Tim was disappointed. "That sucks," he said.From the other side of the room, Eddie pulled out a rope from a box. "Is this long enough?" he asked,walking over.Not-Tim looked at the rope warily and wondered just how things had come to this, because this wasdefinitely not a situation he had ever imagined he would be in.He shook his head. "There has to be another way.""We're sorry," Conor said. "But the best chance we have of getting back home depends on how muchyour fans want you to stay alive."