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"Then stay on the fourth floor." Jack turned a sharp right into the next corridor."But that's no fun.""So you're going to give up just like that?" asked Johnny Utah, joining them and looking pointedly atJack.Jack wished that people would just leave him alone."If you've got a better idea, let's hear it," he said, entering the stairwell and starting the 50+ floordescent, because he wasn't in the mood to be stuck in a lift with the other two."Okay," Jjaks said. "So-"**The door opened. John Constantine looked in and stared at them. "What are you all doing in here?" heasked."Feeling sorry for ourselves," Conor said. "Go away."The sound of the stairwell door opening temporarily drew John's attention from them."...Looks like you've got company," he said, then left them and went off to ignore the new arrival and bugJulian Mercer with his smoking. Julian's door was locked. John settled for blowing smoke through thegap between the door and the wall.The new arrival stared at John as he made his way down the corridor and stopped by the open door.He stared at the group inside, registering faces and the fact that Conor's chair looked about to toppleover and send him face first to the ground."Hi," Conor said from his precarious wobbly perch on two chair legs. "Care to join us?"A half-smile, nervous. "...What is this? Who-""The life's work of some actor whose name we can't pronounce," Conor suggested in interruption. "Jointhe club. There's space on the floor, you can sit there if you- $#%!"Conor frantically grabbed hold of the bunk bed ladder to stop his fall and righted his chair.Paul pretended not to laugh and attempted to look very interested in a section of carpet."Uh, yeah," Conor said, trying to look as though that had been completely intentional.Jjaks stood up and held out his hand to the newcomer. "Jjaks Clayton."The other met his hand in a firm handshake. "Shane Falco.""Welcome to the family," Conor said from his chair. "D'you have any escape plans?""What's the deal here?" Shane asked, looking the group over and wondering why Alex and Paul weresitting on the floor."What do you mean?" Alex asked."Us... this place...""What does it look like?" Conor asked.Shane shrugged. He gave up talking and sat down on the floor. The tiny room was getting cramped,but no one could be bothered to move to the far larger common room. It felt more private in here; and infact it was, because the folks behind Kenselton had not installed cameras in the bedrooms based on theassumption that the only thing anyone would be doing in there would be to sleep, and no one other thanpeople with sleep fetishes were interested in watching that.