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"It doesn't look good," Julian said.Then the sound of helicopter gunfire raked through the air."Get back in!" Conor yelled, but no one save the suicidal needed to be told, pushing into the corridor, allKeanu-spawn at first until the rest of the earlier-out crowd caught up, shoving to get into what looked likethe only escape-Orders yelled through megaphones; something about ceasing fire because there were civilians about, tojust focus on King Kong because he was big and trying to eat everyone dressed in yellow, and waseveryone listening oh crap no one was listening to him man his job sucked and no one cared anymoreand he might just as well sit in a corner and wear guyliner and cut himself-And then a switch was flipped somewhere at Kenselton HQ, and the corridor changed.They were in the void again, only this time with no rooftops in sight, just a strange, shifting black massbeneath their feet that suddenly started to crack, separating them and drifting apart; people at thedoorways coming to a sudden stop as they saw no more reliable floor to step on, the momentum of theshoving crowd nonetheless causing several to fall over and into the void-Tommy doing a running jump away from strangers towards one of the three groups of his floormates,grabbing Shane for support as he landed, pulling both of them down, but still safe; Eddie Talbot too farfrom any of them on an island of his own, people yelling at him to jump; his attempted starts, thenpanicked stops as the distance grew from two metres to three, then four, and it was too far to jump andthe teen could only just stand there looking desperately towards them as he drifted away into thedarkness-An unexpected bright green anti-Shakespeare robot appearing out of nowhere, accompanied byscreams that they wondered about until Hamlet and Don John were sucked up into the belly of the botand taken away goodness knows where, but this is the kind of thing that happens when the InfiniteImprobability Drive is turned on, and I can't write Shakespeare anyway so I'm not complaining-And then the black islands started disappearing with the people on them, winking out of sight secondsapart from each other, as the previous residents of Kenselton Hotel were hit by the sensation ofinterdimensional travel, felt only once before and hoped to only feel again with home as the destination.Somewhere in Kenselton HQ, someone cursed. "WHO OPENED UP ALL THE PORTALS AND THENLEFT FOR THE BATHROOM?"Somewhere in Kenselton HQ, someone hit a hurried selection of computer keys and buttons.The winking out stopped. But there were only the dregs left, the majority of people all gone, and Eddierealising that he was the only one of his floor still around in the void- And then he saw the rooftop ofKenselton Hotel, Block C, materialise just below him and jumped down in relief at finding steady groundagain.Some others were less lucky.But we don't care about them.