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directory whose existence in Kenselton Hotel was completely inexplicable and had probably just beenput there for the lulz.Conor had given up watching him and had gone to rummage through the DVD collection. He flippedthrough several with no comment, and then he reached a Keanu film. He looked at its cover, hesitated,then flipped it back and stood up. He looked at the box. He used his leg to close its flaps. He stoodthere a while longer, then looked at the TV, picked up the remote control, and turned the TV on. Somecartoon was showing. Conor walked over to the sofa and slumped down on it.Neo entered the room in search of water, Ted trailing behind him out of sheer boredom and havingnothing better to do than to follow The One around the place."Stop following me," Neo muttered as he got a cup and filled it at the water cooler."I'm bored, dude," Ted said by way of explanation, and then he realised that the TV was on andscreening a most excellent cartoon. His face lit up. He left Neo and went to join Conor on the sofa.Neo finished his drink, left the cup in the sink and headed back out to his beloved computer; when hisjoyous reunion was rudely interrupted by the recently-arrived Dr. Julian Mercer, who stared at him as heleft the common room.Neo then realised that nothing was stopping him from continuing on to his beloved computer. So heopened the door to his room-"Who are you?"-and mentally swore. Annoyed, he turned to face Julian, trying his best to non-verbally communicate thefact that all he wanted was to get back to the computer, plus he knew kung fu so it really wouldn't be agood idea to try and stop him like he was doing now.Julian backed off a little. Neo took that as a sign that successful communication had been managed.Julian looked traumatised. Neo inwardly sighed. "Next door," he said by way of assistance, then wentinto the room and shut the door.The problem about the phrase 'next door' is that it can, when the instruction is given near a room flankedby two others, refer to either of two rooms.So it was that John Constantine found his little smoking break interrupted by some guy who looked a lotlike those doctors who wouldn't quit pestering him to quit smoking.This did not make him happy at all. He glared at Julian, who stumbled back, coughing, out the quicklyslammed-shutdoor, where he leant against the wall and hyperventilated.Some teenager named Jesse Walker came through the stairwell door and stared at him."Whoa," Jesse said."Hi," he added to Julian, walking up to him. "What's going on here?"Julian just continued looking traumatised."Is there anyone else around?"Julian gave a traumatised nod.Jesse pushed open the nearest door and was engulfed in cigarette smoke; closed it, pushed open thenext, decided that Neo and his beloved computer did not look that interesting; closed that, opened thenext, and perked up as he saw signs of life in the forms of Jack, Ted and Conor."Hi," he greeted.Jack had just discovered a disemdoored door bolt and a nice big tube of super-Superglue. He decidedthat they might be useful in the future, and kept them to a side.Jesse felt sad and neglected. Then he saw that the TV was on, and screening a most excellent cartoon,and went to join Conor and Ted on the sofa.