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"By a friend of one of the others who got taken. He was a scientist. We managed to e-mail him, hetraced it to this universe, and came to get us.""Could you do that again?" Conor asked."I don't know," Neo said. "I don't even know where we are. The last time we managed to get out of theplace, and we had a specific address. But here... I haven't even seen a single window. We could beanywhere."And Neo went on and told them everything else he knew; he gave them the condensed version of theevents that had transpired the previous time he and Ted met; he told them about Keanu Reeves ("How'dyou spell that?" Conor asked; Neo obliged with the spelling, whereupon Conor spent several secondsfinding new creative ways of getting the pronunciation wrong); he told them what Adwin had just told himabout Kenselton Hotel, leaving out the bit about everyone dying because that sort of thing wasn't nice tohear."So that's the guy running this thing?" Jack asked."I don't think so. It's too big for just one person. He's the one behind the idea, but I think that's it.""I want to meet him.""Now?""Yeah."Neo started moving; they followed him out into the corridor, Conor with his hands in his pockets tryingnot to look at anyone. Neo held the stairwell door open and let the others pass through first, then intothe lift lobby, the lift just a few floors away. They waited in silence, then created a momentary humantraffic jam when the lift arrived and they tried to enter at the same time; into the lift car, doors shut, 62ndfloor.There was no one in room F62-03."You should have got him when you had the chance," Jack said."And then what?" Neo asked, as they trudged down the empty corridor of the 62nd floor."He's around somewhere," Conor said. "He's gotta be. If not it means there's a way out-"A guard named Harold the Straight materialised in the teleportation bay on their left and narrowed hiseyes at them. "What are the four of you doing here?" he asked.Conor made a sudden lunge forward to grab Harold the Straight, only to be thrown back against the wallyelling in pain as the guard's electric force field did its duty."Whoa," Ted breathed. Harold the Straight looked dispassionately at him, then back at Conor. "Rulenumber 3," he quoted. "Violence against members of the staff is not encouraged. We would prefer tokeep as many of you alive as possible.""What do you want with us?" Jack shouted."It doesn't matter," Harold the Straight said. "You're not getting out of here, and that's all you really needto know. Get back to your floor."Neo stole a peek into the teleportation bay, but it was just an empty capsule. He saw no electronicsanywhere that could be fiddled with."Why?" Jack asked."You're disrupting the peace and order," Harold the Straight replied.Part of the strict organisation of Kenselton Hotel involved ensuring that people went where they weretold to go, which is why arrivals were staggered. If a character arrived alone and was met with nothingbut a possibly-robot receptionist behind a bullet-proof, lightsaber-proof, Terminator-proof partition whotold him or her nothing except to go to a certain floor, chances are highly in favour of the character goingto said floor, if nothing else for the simple reason that it might hold some answers.