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"Welcome to Kenselton Hotel," Griffin said.Alex took cautious steps forward. Julian was staring resolutely at the floor.Alex started to say something, then stopped. He started to say something else, then stopped as well.No words were coming.Griffin gave up hope of further conversation and wandered into the common room."...Hi," Alex said tentatively at Julian."Hi," Julian said in return, thus continuing the scintillating conversation that Griffin wouldn't have missedif he'd just stayed on a little while longer.There was silence as Alex worked out as much of the situation as he could from what he had seen thusfar."Where were you before you got here?" he finally asked Julian, forcefully extending the conversationpast its natural shelf life."Train station," Julian said cryptically. "You?""I was... walking," Alex said vaguely.A pause."I'm Alex," Alex said."Julian."Alex nodded. They went back to staring awkwardly at the floor.Back in the common room, Jack was still rooting through the boxes of random things stacked about themany shelves. He had just found a small blue cube with a big red button on it that said 'Please do notpress this button' in nice friendly letters.His curiosity got the better of SWAT instincts. He pressed the button. Nothing happened. He frownedand chucked it aside.Unknown to Officer Traven, he had just destroyed an entire galaxy in a particularly cheery part of themultiverse. Enraged at the loss to the point of uncheeriness, the residents of nearby galaxies mounteda full scale investigation into the cause of the unprecedented disaster. They eventually tracked downthe cube-makers to another part of the multiverse, refused to believe their pathetic claims that honestlythey hadn't done anything and it wasn't like they had anything against the destroyed folks because theyhad whole planets filled with those little blue cubes, each with the power to destroy a galaxy in a givenuniverse, because they were just into that sort of thing so could they please go now?The two universes went to war. Trillions of lives were lost. Quintillions more were lost when severalblue cubes were accidentally activated in the chaos of battle. The whole fiasco would go down in historyas the bloodiest the multiverse had ever seen.Jack Traven found a packet of tampons. This place confused him. He chucked it aside as well."Do you really believe you can get out of here?"Jack turned, a random Barney & Friends pencil case in his hand, to see Griffin standing by the shelf,hands in his pockets."Why not?" he asked.A smirk. "Does this place look like some shoddily put together prison?" Griffin asked. "The rooms. Thefloors. The movies in that box. It's obvious that it's all been carefully designed. If we're not supposed toget out, we won't be able to.""So what do we do, sit here and die?" Jack asked tersely, subconsciously holding up the green-andpurplepencil case in a threatening sort of way.