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"What?"A sudden telepathic message broke into all their minds, courtesy of a helpful resident of KenseltonHotel: "We don't leave until he leaves," Perry continued, gesturing at the room in which not-Tim sat."Well," not-Tim was saying into the communicator, "several people died, for starters, thanks to you. Oh;and I think some furniture got broken..."The KH rep struggled to regain some semblance of his dignity. "Is the hostage still alive?" he asked."...Yeah, uh, we're not too sure about that," not-Tim said, randomly checking his pulse just for fun. "Lotsof bodies lying around, and apparently some of them aren't even dead. What's the hostage look like?""Er. Six foot one, black hair, br- DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME! THIS IS SERI-" The voice broke offas it was interrupted by a fainter one in the distance. "What? ...WHAT D'YOU MEAN, THEY'REBREAKING OUT? ...Well, if it's just the Hulk, that's not really- wait, THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BEABLE TO GET OUT OF THERE"Rants about some moronic architect filled the speakers. Not-Tim put down the communicator andlooked up as a handful of Keanu-spawn wandered in to see what was happening."Why're you all still here?" he asked quietly."Moral support," said Johnny in a way that suggested he would rather be escaping with everyone else."All of you?"Johnny shrugged. "Most. Some blond kid dragged Ted away before anyone could stop them."The KH rep hadn't turned off the connection in his distress, and as he made a private phone call to themoronic architect he had been ranting about, everyone in Kenselton Hotel got to hear the conversation:"I SAID THAT THERE WASN'T TO BE ANY WAY OUT, YOU SON OF A-""Yeah, I know," came a lazy drawl from the other side. "But, well, fire regulations, you know. Apparentlyyou need quite a few of those for a facility that size, and there must have been some fire somewhere inthe hotel that activated the escape system-"Loud swearing filled the speakers. Several kids in Kenselton Hotel learnt some interesting new wordsthat day."Also," the architect calmly continued, "there's also the matter of that little affair you had with my wife-""YOU TWO WERE ON A BREAK!"Not-Tim got up from the desk and went out into the corridor. Several in the room followed him out, withthe notable exception of Neo, who headed straight for the computer and sat there, just looking at thescreen.He placed his hand on the keyboard and hit several keys. A final 'Enter' shut down the computer for thelast time; and The One continued sitting there, hand gently gripping the mouse, looking somehow asthough he were fighting back tears.Kate Forster was still there outside, quiet now as she sat by dead!Alex. Not-Tim crouched down next toher."I'm sorry.""It's not your fault."Several seconds of silence."We've got to get out of this place," not-Tim said. "They might find a way to cut off-""Okay."