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Seventeen suspicious-looking, mostly-armed, and not-quite-heterogeneous individuals congregated onthe street corner. At least one of them looked lost."You don't know where to go, do you?" Conor asked.Ludlow tried to ignore him. He gazed out at the street and tried to look as though he knew exactly whathe was doing."Figures," Johnny Utah muttered. "We're just going to stand around here until someone takes us away."John Constantine casually lit a stolen cigarette and smoked, shifting his position a little such that he wasdirectly beside the 'No Smoking' sign that marked the entrance to a restaurant."Someone has to know something," Shane said. "All those people escaped yesterday – they must havegone somewhere.""Maybe they were killed," Perry suggested.Bob Arctor looked sad.A random approaching passerby saw them, stopped, then chose another direction."...Is it really that important to get home?" Conor pondered aloud. "Life kind of sucked.""Look after that," not-Tim said to Alex, gesturing at the cooking pot of pasta as the doorbell rang and heran out of the kitchen to answer it before someone else did."Stay away from that door," he said pointedly to Rupert, then opened the door and said hi to the pizzaguy.**"Hi," said the pizza guy in return, holding out the pizza boxes and looking expectant in a financial sort ofway. Not-Tim took the pizza from him and paid him, whereupon the pizza guy dug out a small digitalcamera from his pocket."Uh," he said, "I'm also a paparazzo in training. Can I take your photograph and sell it for lots ofmoney?"Not-Tim declined, and so the pizza guy settled for selling a story about Keanu Reeves' secret pizza orgyparty to a tabloid that paid him a few thousand dollars for the exclusive interview.Pizza guy gone, not-Tim dumped the pizza on the table. "Pizza!" he said. "Get a towel from thebathroom," he said to Heaver, who had successfully climbed out of the swimming pool and was nowsuccessfully dripping water everywhere.He went back into the kitchen hoping that Alex was still alive and that nothing was on fire. Living forprolonged periods of time over a large body of water sometimes made people complacent when it cameto matters of flammable things.But Alex was still alive, and the pot was bubbling happily."Griffin's still there," Alex said after a while.