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Stuck in House: Chr<strong>is</strong> Townsend, Matt, Tommy, Jesse, Paul, Tod, cornflakes guy, Eddie T, Ron,Derek, Jack Nimble, Heaver, Winston, Bill, Ted"I'm bored," Ron said, looking at Paul from out <strong>the</strong> side of h<strong>is</strong> eye. "Why're we just sitting here?""You could move around if you want," Paul suggested.Tommy sneaked a handful of cornflakes out of <strong>the</strong> cornflake guy's bowl when <strong>the</strong> cornflakes guy wasn'tlooking.The cornflakes guy looked at h<strong>is</strong> bowl. Something wasn't quite right about it. ":(," he vibed.Ron shoved back h<strong>is</strong> chair and got up. He stuck h<strong>is</strong> hands in h<strong>is</strong> pockets and trudged towards <strong>the</strong> door,<strong>the</strong>n stopped, turned around, and paced back. "So we're just going to stay here?" he demanded."That's what he said," Heaver said, now slightly less damp from h<strong>is</strong> encounter with <strong>the</strong> pool.The TV was still on, Winston deeply engrossed in some astronomy programme on <strong>the</strong> D<strong>is</strong>coveryChannel. Ron walked by, looked at it, looked at Winston's expression of awe, shook h<strong>is</strong> head, andcontinued in h<strong>is</strong> pacing.Ron casually brushed stuff off a shelf. M<strong>is</strong>cellaneous things crashed to <strong>the</strong> floor.Paul leaped up. "Hey!"Ron ignored him and crouched down by <strong>the</strong> hi-fi system. He poked at it."Don't touch that," Paul said, hurriedly returning <strong>the</strong> fallen things to <strong>the</strong> shelf and hoping <strong>the</strong>arrangement looked <strong>the</strong> same.Eddie was sitting out by <strong>the</strong> pool gazing into its depths."Hey – Paul?" Bill asked."Yes?""Do I have to stay here too?""Where do you want to go?""That's a good question, dude," Bill admitted."We could go back to <strong>the</strong> place with <strong>the</strong> really excellent pizza," Ted suggested."You're definitely staying here," Paul said."Keanu said not to let anybody in," Derek pointed out. "He didn't say not to let anybody out.""Yeah, and he also said not to let anybody kill anybody," Tod added."Those guys who went out got caught," Paul said. "I'm not going to r<strong>is</strong>k that.""Why are you in charge?" Matt muttered, not looking at him.Paul shrugged. "I'm <strong>the</strong> oldest."**Stuck in Cell: Shane, Conor, John C, Johnny U, Nelson, Kip, Perry, Kevin, Ludlow, Eric, Marlon, Harry,Martin, Mike, Bob, Alex, Julian, Neo, not-Tim"So," Alex said, getting up from <strong>the</strong> floor. "What's up?""What's it look like, Wyler?" Ludlow asked. "We're making cookies."Alex looked at not-Tim. "Rupert got away," he said. "Some of <strong>the</strong> guards can't really see. They senseus by th<strong>is</strong>." He lifted up h<strong>is</strong> wr<strong>is</strong>t tag. "H<strong>is</strong> was covered in blood. They didn't even know he was <strong>the</strong>re."

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