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He got off the lower bunk. He didn't hurt at all. That's what you get for going along with KenseltonHotel's sadistic little games and using the beds.Conor opened the room's door and gazed sleepily out. The recently-released Ted was creeping off tosafety in the general direction of Neo's room.John looked at Conor."...Welcome to the family," Conor said.John's hand slowly moved towards the secret bottle of holy water that he carried around everywhere justfor fun. The first minion from Hell had crawled off, the second was a little out of range, but the thirdlooked within splashing distance..."Dude, wake up."**Ted's hand accidentally brushed the mouse and brought the computer out of sleep mode. MultipleInternet windows were open, most of them displaying the IMDb pages of various Keanu Reeves movies.Neo had decided that it couldn't hurt to know more about his floormates.Other Internet windows displayed various Matrix-related websites, because this was exactly the kind ofsituation where Googling oneself was way too big a temptation, and one that Neo had eventuallysuccumbed to.Now he opened his eyes and raised his head from the desk. His neck hurt. That's what you get forfalling asleep at the computer.From outside they could hear curious splashing noises and angry yells. Neo wasn't too sure that hewanted to know what was going on out there."What's going on out there?" he asked nonetheless.Ted shrugged. "New dude. He has this totally excellent flamethrower, but then he pointed it at me."Neo scratched his neck. He felt hungry. He remembered something about meals on the second floor ofthe central block. He looked at Ted. "Are you hungry?""Yeah.""Let's go, then."So they left the room, glanced briefly at Jack and a slightly damp Conor angrily holding John against thewall and yelling at him ("Catcha later, dudes!" Ted said), then trooped past them and out the stairwelldoor in search of breakfast.The map claimed that the ten blocks connected to the central one on the fifth floor. The lifts lookedbusy, so they climbed up the one floor via the stairs; went through the connecting corridor via the liftlobby and emerged in the funness of the central block. Signs hanging from the ceiling informed themthat the hospital was just upstairs. One floor down was the bar, currently still fairly empty. Otherinteresting places were all around. They ignored them and joined the small groups of people trailing intothe cafeteria on the second floor.The cafeteria is the largest room in Kenselton Hotel. Located in the central non-residential block, it ishalf the size of a football field and filled with neatly arranged tables and benches. Gourmet chefscheerfully whip up the meals that are served from behind the food counters. Vending machines givingfree drinks and snacks line the walls. The bright, spacious room is spotless and white – the standardissuecleaners do a good job.**The place is free-seating, though characters played by the same actor tend to congregate, probably dueto a craving for familiarity in this strange world they have been zapped into. There are a fair number ofexceptions – mainly those who are sick of seeing their own face, and those who prefer to stick aroundfriends or family who have been brought over as well.