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The University News<br />

(Issued occasionally by <strong>the</strong> Students <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> University <strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>Cincinnati</strong>.)<br />

COMPOSITE OF VIRTUES.—The captions <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> "Enquirer"; journalistic<br />

excellence <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> "Post," and <strong>the</strong> ethical standard <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

"OAVI."<br />

(OA^erlooked by <strong>the</strong> Board <strong>of</strong> National Censors.)<br />

Editor-in-Chief—<br />

Blinkey, <strong>the</strong> Man-with-a-Past.<br />

Associate Editors—<br />

Bert, <strong>the</strong> Garoo.<br />

Oscar, <strong>the</strong> Heart-Smasher.<br />

Evelyn, <strong>the</strong> Literary.<br />

Clinton, <strong>the</strong> Boss <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> ? Ward.<br />

"If" you Avanna, Avhy don't jou?<br />

Athletic Editor—<br />

Padd}', <strong>the</strong> Human Megaphone.<br />

Alumnal Representative—<br />

Miss Wagoner.<br />

Reporters, Servants and Slaves—<br />

Florence, <strong>the</strong> Fair.<br />

Midge, ? ?<br />

John W., <strong>the</strong> Demon.<br />

Edward, Popular-with-<strong>the</strong>-Ladies.<br />

Paddy, <strong>the</strong> O<strong>the</strong>r One.<br />

Julius (I don't knoAV him).<br />

Mclntire, <strong>the</strong> Capable.<br />

Hyman (whatever <strong>the</strong> name may iiiiplj).<br />

Karline, <strong>the</strong> Slender.<br />

Margaret, <strong>of</strong> "Pinkerton's."<br />

Business Manager—<br />

Berkeley, <strong>the</strong> Absent Member.<br />

Assistant Manager—<br />

Stan, <strong>the</strong> Beautiful.<br />

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