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If I Were King
Prexy: I'd bring nij^ court to Convocations.
Chandler: What a galaxy of lady poets I'd preserve in my
dungeons!
Miss McVea: There'd be onlj' Queens in the deck.
George: I'd invest in a vacuum cleaner.
Clint: I wouldn't have to "look for a job." (We know you
were fooling all the time, Clint.)
Ev: Goodness knows! There's Bernard Shaw to be put out of
business and Parliament to dynamite.
Jean Bardes: I'd doom the Princeton men to a meet with the
Varsity girls.
Ruth Willey: 1 know, but I aren't going to tell; 'cause t'wouldn't
be a secret, 'nen t'Avouldn't be any fun.
Bert: Oh, then I could be a reg'lar devil.
Ruth Nocka: Do tell! What wouldn't I do!
Krug: Gert, I'm a King! WIio cares for expenses.
Ellis: Sarie, have a diamond "tiary."
Hetsch: "Court musician, amuse the feeding multitude!"
"Numps" Kohlhepp: "More noise to those checks, tailor! NOAV
for Sue."
Bishop: "Ah, I must hie me to the banquet hall. The 'bevj' of
interesting young rosebuds' awaits me."
Miss Stimson: Have a quarter on me. You can keep the book.
Art Gordon: Kill the University Club al dawn. Last year was
enough.
Marg. Rucker: "Rise, Edgar! Duke of Chauffeurs!"
Saradelle: "Flight P. H. dances in succession!"
Steve: "Slave, where be the University Club 'billet dons'?"
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