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I Wonder!
What U. C. Will Be When We Get Out of Here
Who Avill hold the door mat doAvn,
When Ruth and Roberta leave?
Who will take "Our Blinkej''s" place.
In lonely splendor grieve?
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When Clem and Vi no longer roam.
And Paddy's voice is still;
Oh, Avilo will Avake the echoes clear,
On old McMicken's Hill.
When Ev forsakes these storied halls,
And Jean is far away.
Oh! who will heed the trumpet's call
To join the suffrage fray?
When Sheriff packs his leathern trunks.
And home-Avard turns his head;
Who, in dear old Corryville,
Will foIIoAV Avhere he lead?
When Slack retires from public vicAv,
In clothes no longer prides.
What can make up for Avhat we loose
In morning auto rides?
Where Avill Ave find another man,
Quite like the famed "Garoo"?
To wander up and doAvn the halls
And tell j'ou Avhat to do?
When Silver laj's his "Scribes" pen down.
And quietly seeks a rest.
Who will hurl anathemas
At all that Ave love best?
Will Downer be next President,
Or do you bet on Roland P\me?
Why not elect Ruth Nocka?
"Wotes for Wimmen!" Fine!
But say, I really mean it,
I very sadly fear.
There ain't a'goin' to be U. C.
When We get out of here!