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" Discoveries!"
Did you know that Pat's middle name was "Morias"?
Did you know that Dean Chandler could "Tango"?
Did you know that Bert's family calls him "Charlie"?
Did you know that when you meet the same girl three times
inside of an hour it isn't an accident? It's a frame-up.
Did you know that the next time Grace Gilbert gets engaged,
she's going fo get married?
Did you know that Prof. Cook was a "humdinger" on the "aerial
glide"?
Did you know that the "attraction" at the Bakery was from
Alsace? (For further iuformafion see Prof. MacDonald.)
Did you know that the new Coach isn't as Little as his name?
(Oh, go wajr from me, lady!)
Do jou know who put the Down on Downer?
Did you ever dream that FT'cd Kemper Avas Treasurer and Paddy
Reece taught, in Sunday School?
Has any one discovered Grace Jones' UCAV plaid shirt, as yet?
It's not the name of these UCAV dances that has aroused the indignation
of the older generation; far be it from such, for "what's in
a name'?"
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