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From without—^
"OW-WWWAV-OOOO-UUUU-OOO !"
"Come to order, Cats.
Esther—Mrs. Nocka.
Ruth—Youse?
Esther—You're losing a hairpin.
Ruth—Thank you, dear. Next.
Grace—Plate Glass Anna's got a knot in her crocheting.
Ruth—Any other business? Sister Ev of the Vigilance Committee,
hoAV goes the plot?
EA'—FelloAV sutt'erers, ladies and gentlemen! "
Karline—Never mind the gentlemen.
Ev—F'ellow sufferers under the yoke. I have great tidings of
bad ncAvs for j'ou. I refer to those clinging vines of ourn, that have
entered upon this sacred mission of freeing the rulers of the earth
from the hated bondage they are now slaving their lives out under,
bj' the side of the F^ireless Cooker and at the end of the Vacuum
Cleaner
From without—
"Sit down, Bug. You is rocking the boat."
"Cats, are anybody here seen Bover?"
Ev—and have, fallen victims to
If—Karline, let's practice that new one.
Ruth—Order! Got the list, Ev?
Ev—Ay, ay.
Ruth—The hussies! Down Avith the Aveaklings. The "Sacred
ideals of the Phrenecon Societjf forever!"
Clara—All but the man in them!
Ruth—Rise susters! rise! What, AVH.\T is that?
Chorus—AN MOUSES!
Grand finale, general exit. Mob scene from the "Private Secretary."
Enter Bug and Cat (Bug looking up at the AvindoAV out of Avhich
Clara has just disappeared): "Some distance!"
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