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Sig Alph House, <strong>the</strong> Scene <strong>of</strong> Catastrophe<br />

Priceless Work <strong>of</strong> Art Again Lost to <strong>the</strong> Haunters <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Galleries<br />

No Clue to <strong>the</strong> Mystery. Harvey and James on <strong>the</strong> Trail<br />

Associated Press Dispatch, Cleveland, 0.—Not content with <strong>the</strong><br />

rape <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Junior Prom poster, <strong>the</strong> Mona Lisa vandals visited <strong>the</strong><br />

Sig Alph House after <strong>the</strong> basketball game, not long ago, and made<br />

ott' with a peerless copy <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> only original Mona Lisa still extant,<br />

in <strong>the</strong> wilds <strong>of</strong> Cleveland.<br />

The masterpiece was sent special, in <strong>the</strong> dead <strong>of</strong> night, Avhen <strong>the</strong><br />

revelry was at its height, to ifs rightful owner, <strong>the</strong> Business Manager<br />

<strong>of</strong> this periodical. The package Avas delivered into Mr. Fuz's<br />

care and <strong>the</strong> royal seals broken, when a Avild descent upon <strong>the</strong><br />

happy young man was made ^\'ifhout warning. In <strong>the</strong> midst <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

excitement, Mr. Fuz dashed rapidly up <strong>the</strong> stairs, followed by his<br />

unknoAvn pursuers.<br />

In <strong>the</strong> privacj' <strong>of</strong> Mr. Gordon's palatial apartment, Mr. Fuz<br />

opened <strong>the</strong> package; dumb with admiration he ignored <strong>the</strong> approaching<br />

footsteps until it was too late. In a moment <strong>the</strong> treasure<br />

was gone, and in spite <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> efl'orts <strong>of</strong> "Ezra and Co." has not since<br />

been found nor heard <strong>of</strong>.<br />

The disappearance <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Avork <strong>of</strong> art has been a source <strong>of</strong> great<br />

regret to Mr. F"uz, to say nothing <strong>of</strong> his interested bro<strong>the</strong>rs. A liberal<br />

reward has been <strong>of</strong>fered, making <strong>the</strong> return <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Cleveland<br />

"Mona Lisa" well worth <strong>the</strong> public's time.<br />

page two hundred and sixty-six

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