Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

2 parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"
Paul Manton says:
Which famous detective keeps 5 electric fans on his desk all year long?
Air-cool Poirot!
Mrs. Kate N. Barber says:
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic ?
he kept asking "is there a dog"
Paul Manton says:
What is an Art-Historian's favourite breakfast?
Rococo-Pops!
M. Adams says:
Mummy bear, daddy bear and baby bear were out picking flowers one Sunday morning when
daddy bear growls I’m hungry, let’s go back and have some porridge.
So off they all go, happy as can be.
On arriving at their cottage mummy bear disappears into the kitchen.
Daddy bear sits at the table and sees that his bowl is empty.
He slams his paw on the table and roars who's been eating my porridge.
Baby bear sees his empty bowl, starts crying and says who's been eating my porridge.
Mummy bear comes in from the kitchen and says, For god’s sake, I haven't made it yet!
MR MICHAEL GEAR says:
Two Ladies knocked my door this morning, "Can we ask you what kind of bred you eat?" White I
replied they spent the next 45min telling me the attributes of wholemeal bread. Turns out they
were HOVIS WITNESSES.
S Lloyd says:
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "You know how to drive this thing?"
VeeJay says:
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself. :)
VeeJay says:
A man walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
Mr. R. Best says:
I bought a new digital computer controlled intelligent washing machine, loaded it up pressed start
it said OY where`s the other sock ?????
erm.........yes!!!! says:
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't!
Sir Missalot says:
What's a blonde's mixed grill?
Baked potatoes, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes and chips.