Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

Bernard Byrne says:
Stress Reliever
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'We will, that's because we aren't married yet.'
Mr. J. W. Davis says:
A man knocked on my door and said "do you want your shed re-tarred?" I said ""no thanks" so he
took it.
N A Mallon says:
What do you call a 3 legged Donkey? .......................... A Wonkey.
W. Mckimm says:
A woman takes her 16 y.o. daughter to the doctor saying that her daughter is being sick of a
morning and has developed a craving for pickled onions. The doctor examines her and confidently
predicts, "Your Daughter is pregnant". The woman exclaims, "You must have got it wrong Doctor,
my daughter has nothing to do with men"."Isn't that right pet"? Yes, that's right Mum. The Doctor
turned away and walked over to the window and continued to stare out of it for a good 5 minutes.
"What are you doing Doctor"? said thje Mother. "Well", said the Doctor. "The last time anything
likes this happened a bright light appeared in the sky and 3 wise men came riding over the hill on
Camels and I'll be buggered if I'm going to miss it this time".
Bernard Byrne says:
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph;
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the
pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, "What
on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over
to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with
him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,
"Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman
peter gray says:
two lions walking down oxford street in london one says to the other one not many people about
today