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tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating
their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get
here; but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.
"Yes sir, I understand your concern and I'll try harder"
Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, It's odd though your coming in late. I know
you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the
morning so late and so often?"
The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled.
He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, "They usually saluted and
said, ?Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"
the badger says:
It’s only the hair on a gooseberry stopping it being a grape
ben bass says:
My dog he is a gentle soul,
A little big it's true
He brings the mail each morning,
Sometimes the postman too.
Paul S. Johnson says:
A man walks up to a politician and says if I call you a lying thieving b#######d you would take
me to court ,would you not, but I`m allowed to think it ?
yes ,says the politician ,quizzically !
The man turns and says well I think you are a lying thieving b########d
Wombat says:
Woman complaining to dentist:
"It's so painful that I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist:
"Quickly, make up your mind and I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
Mr. Paul Cobb says:
my mate went to a party dressed as a biscuit he didn’t make as the dog ate him up in the hall
Francis Coggs says:
A foreman of a landscape gardening company is knocking on doors, drumming up work. A nice
lady opens her door and is quite interested. The foreman is singing the praises of their experience
- it's most impressive Then he turns away and shouts "No, green side up!" The lady asks if they've
done much work in this area. "Oh yes, Madam" says the foreman, then he turns again and shouts
"No, green side up!" again. The lady asks him what this means. "Oh, that's my partner. He's just
across the road there, laying some turf."
Husband sends his wife out for a pint of milk, she never ever comes back. after three weeks, his
mate said, how you getting on? he replied, i am using powered milk!