Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
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The GP replied "Your hand is broken!!!"<br />
Grandad Peter says:<br />
J<strong>us</strong>t saw an AA man looking <strong>de</strong>pressed . I said <strong>to</strong> my mate looks like He's heading for a breakdown<br />
C. Kenny says:<br />
Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, returns home from a hard day ringing the Cathedral<br />
bells and finds his wife standing in the kitchen with a wok.<br />
" Fantastic " he says, " Is it Chinese <strong>to</strong>night, Esmeralda ?" "Oh no" she says, " I am j<strong>us</strong>t ironing<br />
your shirt."<br />
Jardov says:<br />
A wig and a poo walk in<strong>to</strong> a pub and ask the barman for a drink<br />
"I'm not serving you" said the barman <strong>to</strong> the wig<br />
"why not?" "Beca<strong>us</strong>e you're off your head and he's steaming"<br />
Evan Ritchie says:<br />
Man with very sore feet says. " I think I've got sciatica" Why? says his friend "Well I've got on a<br />
pair of size 6 shoes & seeItaka size 9.<br />
Why did the m<strong>us</strong>hroom go <strong>to</strong> the party???? Beca<strong>us</strong>e he was a FUNGI (fun-guy)...... sorry<br />
Evan Ritchie says:<br />
Man was pulling a long piece of string <strong>up</strong> the street. A policeman taps him on the shoul<strong>de</strong>r & says<br />
"Why you pulling that string".<br />
Man says "Ever tried p<strong>us</strong>hing it"<br />
A new start Irishman was working on <strong>to</strong>p of a new 25 s<strong>to</strong>ry building. The hooter blew at knocking<br />
off time & he j<strong>us</strong>t steps off the <strong>to</strong>p s<strong>to</strong>ry & lands splosh on the ground. As they were pouring him<br />
in<strong>to</strong> a stretcher... the foreman asks<br />
"What on earth did you do that for man" Irishman whispers<br />
"You <strong>to</strong>ld me you flew in Welling<strong>to</strong>ns during the war"<br />
<strong>to</strong>ymo<strong>to</strong>r says:<br />
This bloke walks in <strong>to</strong> the doc<strong>to</strong>r’s office with Clingfilm Y-fronts on the doc<strong>to</strong>r looks and says "quite<br />
clearly I can see your nuts"<br />
DaveL says:<br />
Newsflash! I j<strong>us</strong>t heard that four MP's were found drowned in the river Thames this morning.<br />
What's going on?<br />
I don't know, but it's a good start!<br />
DaveL says:<br />
A b<strong>us</strong> s<strong>to</strong>ps <strong>to</strong> pick <strong>up</strong> a man with three heads, no arms and only one leg.<br />
The b<strong>us</strong> conduc<strong>to</strong>r says: "''Allo, '<strong>all</strong>o, '<strong>all</strong>o, you look 'armless, hop on!"<br />
Chris says:<br />
I hear the Tottenham have j<strong>us</strong>t signed a new striker -<br />
Grabatelli
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