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Mr. J. Isaacs says:<br />

A Man walks in<strong>to</strong> a bar...ouch!<br />

Mr. O. Sampson says:<br />

I met a girl in a pub last night and we en<strong>de</strong>d <strong>up</strong> going back <strong>to</strong> her ho<strong>us</strong>e.<br />

After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.<br />

She looked at me and said, "Let's take this <strong>up</strong>stairs."<br />

...<br />

I said, "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."<br />

Gadget Fan says:<br />

it's a knock knock <strong>joke</strong>, you start<br />

Ico says:<br />

knock er knock?<br />

G. G. Green says:<br />

A wizard turns in<strong>to</strong> a bar<br />

oracle says:<br />

Knock knock<br />

Who's there?<br />

Issabelle<br />

Issabelle who?<br />

Issabelle necessary on a bicycle?<br />

Mangekyou.Sharingan says:<br />

a box of tricks=xbox :-|<br />

E. Bateman says:<br />

Knock, knock<br />

Who's there?<br />

DEATH<br />

Death wh.......<br />

oracle says:<br />

3 <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong>es walking down the street<br />

1 lags behind<br />

The other two turn and c<strong>all</strong> back<br />

Ketch<strong>up</strong>.<br />

Posted on 26 Nov 2010 00:44:04 GMT<br />

Mr. D. Sherman says:<br />

Why are there no Asparins in the jungle?<br />

Coz parrots eat them <strong>all</strong><br />

oracle says:<br />

I have never tr<strong>us</strong>ted any professional tennis players. You know, there's always been something<br />

not quite right about them something of the dark arts about them. Take for example Goran,<br />

EvenHe'sAWitch.

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