Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

Ebenezer [Keith] says:
Richard Branson is opening a chain of brothels at airports. Probably for the use of his Mates.
They are going to be called Virgins Rn't Us
Mrs. V. J. Mitchell says:
what do u call a condom with sand in it?? an organ grinder!
Ms. N. CUNNINGHAM says:
knock, knock.....whose there?.....needle!!!!!-depending where you come from will depend on the
pronunciation-(need a loo) hehe
knock, knock....whose there?......dunnap !!!!!depending where you come from will depend on the
pronunciation-(dun a poo) or can change it to hadap-had a poo!!!!
knock, knock...whose there?.....Alec.....Alec who.....Alec to pick me nose!!!!!
Ian Cormack says:
Elton john’s latest release sandals in the bin
Ian Cormack says:
i slept like a log woke up in the fireplace
Gem 18 says:
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man ' s penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman ' s heart beats faster than a man ' s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person ' s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women
will be finished reading this by now.
Men
are still busy checking their thumbs.
Mr. C. J. Lavender says:
Does bin larden get into the ginuiss book of records, for playing hide and go seek for six years
.............. lmao
McG1967 says: