Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
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Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
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Engagement Sex - Diamond<br />
Cheap Date Sex - Budget<br />
Mr. D. V. Logan says:<br />
A guy wakes <strong>up</strong> in hospital from a major operation. The doc<strong>to</strong>r is standing over him and says "Well<br />
I have some good news and some bad news for you", the patient looks <strong>up</strong> <strong>all</strong> groggy "You best<br />
give me the bad news first doc" the doc<strong>to</strong>r looks at him and says "Unfortunately there was a<br />
problem and we have had <strong>to</strong> amputate both of your legs" the patient is shocked and shouts "What<br />
the hell, how can there possibly be any good news", the doc<strong>to</strong>r looks back and says "Well the guy<br />
in the next bed wants <strong>to</strong> buy your slippers!"<br />
Spirited Away says:<br />
If we re<strong>all</strong>y arent meant <strong>to</strong> eat at night...Then why is there is a light in the fridge.<br />
W. F. Graham says:<br />
did you hear about the prostitute who didnt know she had been raped till the cheque bounced<br />
Mrs. N. Irvin says:<br />
Sorry, this is a maths <strong>joke</strong> :)<br />
f(x) walks in<strong>to</strong> a bar. the barman say 'sorry, we don't do functions'<br />
Jw Assen<strong>de</strong>r says:<br />
there were 2 flies on a dogs poo. 1 farted and the other one said do you mind i'm eating my<br />
dinner.<br />
Phil says:<br />
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was<br />
re<strong>all</strong>y pissed.<br />
She <strong>to</strong>ld him "Tomorrow morning, I expect <strong>to</strong> find a gift in the<br />
driveway that goes from 0 <strong>to</strong> 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"<br />
The next morning he got <strong>up</strong> early and left for work. When his wife woke<br />
<strong>up</strong>, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box<br />
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.<br />
Conf<strong>us</strong>ed, the wife put on her robe and ran out <strong>to</strong> the driveway, brought<br />
the box back in the ho<strong>us</strong>e.<br />
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.<br />
Bob has been missing since Friday.<br />
oakhamdon says:<br />
Shepherd with a talking sheep dog summons the dog. "Nip down <strong>to</strong> the bot<strong>to</strong>m field" he says "and<br />
round <strong>up</strong> them sheep". The dog pon<strong>de</strong>rs a moment and then says "Yeah alright, I can do that".<br />
Ten minutes later the dog returns and tells the shepherd that he's done it. "How many sheep were<br />
down there" says the shepherd. Dog pon<strong>de</strong>rs and says "Forty". "Funny" says the shepherd "There<br />
were only 38 when I counted them this morning". "Thought you said <strong>to</strong> round them <strong>up</strong>?" says the<br />
dog.<br />
T. Logan says:<br />
my grandad died in a concentration camp. yeh he fell out of a machine gun <strong>to</strong>wer!<br />
Chris says:
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