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What's green and goes hopping through the outback? Skippy the cooking apple Garry Paton says: Two hydrogen atoms in a water molecule - one says to the other - 'I reckon that oxygen is retaining my electron' - the other says, 'are you sure?' - 'Yes, I'm pretty positive' the computer auditor says: It is a common misconception that onions are the only vegetable that make your eyes water. A turnip in the face works as well. Emmett Brown says: Modigliani's horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "why the long faces?" J. D. Emerton says: Two blondes walk into Tesco's - you would have thought one of them would have seen the wall. M. Eyre says: My wife has been missing for two weeks! The police came round today and told me they had some bad news? I said "damn I will have to go down to the charity shop and get her clothes back"!!! Rick Blade says: During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well-educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a slash." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant." And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner." M. Beaird says: Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? A: Deep pan, crisp and even Wd Pearson says: I told the doctor I was drinking brake fluid every day."You must be addicted" he said."No,doctor I CAN STOP ANYTIME!!"(hope this cheered you up a bit) Russeroo says: Why did the bakers hands stink? 'Cause he kneaded a poo elyod says: what do you call a nun sitting on a washing machine? sistermmatic Raymond Studdart says:
A little old lady was flying to Canada for the first time, so the stewart decided to ease her tension by telling a short story. "Do you know how rubber gloves are made?" he asked her. She shook her head. "Well, the makers mix up a big vat of melted material, then have men with various sizes of hands to dip them into the vat, then hold them up and allow them to dry". The old lady is not impressed and goes and sits in her seat. Halfway through the flight, she suddenly bursts out laughing. The stewart rushes over and asks her what the trouble is. The old lady says, " I was just considering your information and wondered just how condoms were made" Sir Missalot says: Can a match box? No, but a tin can. Christopher Nash says: Bloke goes to the barbers and says "Give me a haircut like Tony Curtis, please" "Certainly, Sir", says the barber, and as he clips away the bloke falls asleep. When he wakes up, he's completely bald. "You bloody idiot!" he says, "That's not a Tony Curtis cut!" "I beg your pardon, Sir", says the barber, "it most certainly is, and I should know, I've seen The King And I 12 times!" Rick Blade says: An old lady and an old man are sitting in their retirement home. The man turns to the woman and says,"I bet you can't tell how old I am." She says,"Okay." She then unzips his fly, feels around for a while and finally says, "You're 83." "That's amazing!" the man exclaims. "How did you know that?" he asks. She replies, "You told me yesterday." jan wilson says: i went to the doctors the other day to ask if they can treat alcolics, and he said yes my dear, so i said OH GOOD CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE PUB THEN IM SKINT. HE HE Wombat says: An old man walks into a chemist shop and asks for a large bottle of Viagra. "Have you a prescription?" The chemist asks. "No" The man replies, "But here's a photo of the wife!" Christopher Nash says: I say I say I say, what's the secret of great comedy? I don't know, what IS the secret of gr..... Timing! Mrs. P. M. Wright says: what do you call a fly with no legs? a walk ;) Mrs. P. M. Wright says: what do you call a fly with no legs and no wings? a current! Fraz says:
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