Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

Jimmy Junkster says:
Quasimodo retires so the bishop of Notre Dame advertises for a new bell ringer. An armless man
shows up, says he can do the job, and persuades the bishop to let him demonstrate. They go up to
the bell tower where the man head-butts the bell to make it ring. The bishop is amazed but when
the man tries to ring the bell a second time he slips and falls over the edge of the tower to his
death.
The bishop runs down the tower stairs to find that a crowd has gathered around the dead man. A
policeman asks: "Do you know this man's name?"
The bishop replies: "No but his face rings a bell"
Jimmy Junkster says:
A few days later the dead man's brother turns up. He asks the bishop to let him honour the
memory of his dead brother by letting him take the job. The bishop tells him that he needs to
prove he can do the job. They go up the tower but the brother slips and falls to his death. The
bishop rushes down, a crowd has gathered and a policeman asks:
"Did you know this man?"
The bishop replies: "No but he's a dead ringer for his brother"
Mrs Jenkins says:
What do you call 2 robbers?
A pair of knickers....
Mr. Nicholas Taylor says:
Still not sure whether to vote Green or Orange, that's the trouble with voting tictacly.
A. S. Walling says:
New Black Friday Deal: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Christopher Nash says:
What's the difference between someone who makes a phone call and can't get through the first
time, and Nick Clegg? One is trying later.
Christopher Nash says:
Here's a joke for the politically correct: What did the first non-gender/non-racially specific person
say to the second non-gender/non-racially specific person? Nothing, in case it was inappropriate or
offensive to the third non-gender/non-racially specific person!
Charles Gower says:
And Irishman, a Scotsman and an alien walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this - some
kind of joke?"
Edeka says:
No, not when your knickers are (w)ringing.
Christian Rakovsky says:
Groucho to a woman on his gameshow: 'How come you have eight children?'
Answer: 'I love my husband.'
Groucho: 'I love my cigar, but every now and again I take it out'.
Christopher Nash says:
My doctor told me I'm colour blind. What a shock that was - came right out of the orange! At least
I can still enjoy music - Green Floyd, The Moody Pinks and Deep Yellow.