Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
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Two guys talking in a bar - one says I booked a table for Valentine’s Day for myself and my<br />
girlfriend but as <strong>us</strong>ual it en<strong>de</strong>d in tears - she’s crap at snooker<br />
Jardov says:<br />
God created man - man got lonely. He said <strong>to</strong> God, "I want a companion who is loyal and loving,<br />
someone who will always be there for me <strong>to</strong> care for me, someone beautiful both insi<strong>de</strong> and out<br />
with whom I will share love for ever"<br />
and God said, "it will cost you your left arm and your left leg"<br />
and man said "what will you do me for a rib?"<br />
Mr. D. V. Logan says:<br />
A man is sitting in a the pub sipping a pint looking <strong>all</strong> gloomy, the barman says "what's <strong>up</strong>, bad<br />
day?" The man replies "You could say that, my 4 year old son has managed <strong>to</strong> get next door's<br />
gorgeo<strong>us</strong> 18 year old girl pregnant"<br />
"That's impossible, how that could happen" asked the barman.<br />
"He stuck pins in <strong>all</strong> my condoms" replied the man<br />
C. Kenny says:<br />
Here's three from Ireland <strong>to</strong> brighten <strong>up</strong> your day...<br />
Why was 6. afraid of 7. Answer : Beca<strong>us</strong>e 7. 8. ( ate ) 9.<br />
My wife only has two complaints in life... nothing <strong>to</strong> wear and not enough wardrobe space.<br />
A man makes an urgent c<strong>all</strong> <strong>to</strong> his family doc<strong>to</strong>r. " My wife is pregnant and her contractions are<br />
only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" The doc<strong>to</strong>r asks. "No" screams the man, "this is<br />
her h<strong>us</strong>band"<br />
Laughter says:<br />
Ronray. Two Lions walking along Blackpool Prom. One said <strong>to</strong> the other "Quiet Here To-Day"<br />
William Battey says:<br />
Second verse is:-<br />
I met a poor beggar one morning at dawn - He was eating the grass on my front gar<strong>de</strong>n lawn. I<br />
said if you're hungry Alas and Alak - but the grass is much longer j<strong>us</strong>t round at the back!...<br />
Third verse is:- I went one morning <strong>to</strong> visit Miss Brown - she was having a bath and couldn't come<br />
down. I said "slip on something, come down very quick" So she slipped on the soap, and came<br />
down in a tick!! Chor<strong>us</strong> is "Singing tural-i-ural-i-ural-i-ay"<br />
Gadget Fan says:<br />
Bear walks in<strong>to</strong> a bar and says "I'll have a gin,......................................... and <strong>to</strong>nic"<br />
Barman says "Why the big paws?"<br />
What did the chicken say <strong>to</strong> the cow?<br />
"I'll swap you an egg for a pint of milk" !<br />
Mr. K. White says:<br />
WHAT`S GREEN AND STICKY?<br />
Green Sticks<br />
Smiley Du<strong>de</strong>s says:<br />
2 Elephants and a Snake jump from a cliff.<br />
Boom Boom Tssss
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