Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

A. Thompson says:
A man walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm.
He says " I'll have a pint please barman, oh and one for the road..."
L. Hennessy says:
....and the barman says "I can't serve him - he's a cycle path"
Luc Schrijvers says:
"I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as
bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little. "
Billy Connolly
MRS SMITH says:
Why don't cats shave? Because 8/10 prefer Whiskas!
Big D says:
what’s white and swings through the jungle?
A Fridge !!!!
what’s white and brown and swings through the jungle?
A Fridge wearing a loincloth!!!!!
what’s black and blue and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan after he’s had a fight with the fridge!!!!
Mr. A J. Connolly says:
In hospital yesterday on my mobile when a nurse asks if I can read pointing to a sign stating
"switch off your mobile phones." I told her that taking notice off signs in the place was crazy. Just
down the corridor is a sign stating stroke patience. I'm in court next week
mickydibble says:
went to slimming world the other day and dropped my bag of maltesers all over the floor,--
best game of hungry hippo`s I have ever seen.
shulessjoe says:
What’s the smallest Hotel in the world?
A woman's fanny,cos only one can go in and you've got to leave your bags outside!!!
D. Fulcher says:
A blonde says to her boyfriend I got a compliment on my driving today. I was shopping and when i
returned to the car someone had put a note under the windscreen wiper saying parking fine.
Jezster says:
Jimmy Saville got stuck in a faulty time machine. Now then, now then, now then.
Jezster says:
My wife and I have decided we don't want kids.
So, if anyone out there wants a couple of teenagers.....!!
R. Ingilby says:
What was Amy Winehouse's biggest hit?
Her last one
Janeoffen says: