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Love Story
I will seek and find you .. .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg ..
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Rick Blade says:
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you
and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother, very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him
to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and says "Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next
door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
petea340 says:
There was a knock on the door this morning,
I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:
"I'm a Jehovah's Witness".
I said "Come in and sit down."
"Now what do you want to talk about"?
He said, " Buggered if I know...... I've never got this far before"
Rick Blade says:
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the
little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the
hair between her legs was.
She responded, "It's my wash cloth."
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his
mother again. While she was in the hospital the doctor had shaved off her pubic
hair.
The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's
washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your
washcloth."
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the
boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"