Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

L. J. Williams says:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice! :m
01 Boxer says:
In a recent survey, six out of seven dwarves said they were not happy
vic says:
My wife asked me if I had a good memory for faces. When I asked her why, she replied, I’ve just
busted your shaving mirror. So I walked away and left her lying there. V.B.
D. A. Bailes says:
What do you get if you cross a Dalek with a beautician?
A half human creature with stiff arms who goes round screeching, "Exfoliate! Exfoliate!"
D. A. Bailes says:
An archaeologist is a person who's career is in ruins.
Christopher Nash says:
The boss called me and my mate into the office - furious, he was. "You two", he roared, "You
drove into the storage bay, straight into all those boxes, knocked them flying, then you both
jumped out, rolled all over the ground, pointing imaginary guns at people, and shouting "Let's go,
let's go!" What the hell's the matter with you?" "Well" I said, "We're only doing what you said. You
told us to start acting like Professionals!"
Insanity says:
I was chatting to two girls in the pub last night who clearly had a Welsh accent.
"I recognise that accent" I said " You two girls are from Scotland, right?"
"NO" one of them shouted back "Wales"
"I'm sorry, you two whales are from Scotland, right?"
what did the plumber say to his wife after they got divorced. its all over flow
Mr. Clive Winter says:
Three mates 1 dies his wish was to be buried at sea so the other two set off in a rowing boat, after
half a mile one says to the other jump over and see if it is deep enough so he did and the water
came up to his waist, no not yet he replied, so after another half mile the same again but this time
it came up to his chin,no not yet was the reply so off again for another half a mile, this time he
dissapeared under the water when he came up he said " this is OK pass me the spade"
K. WORKMAN says:
Jock goes to see Sandy in hospital taking him a bottle of whisky, "I'm too ill to drink that" says
Sandy, "could you pour it over me," to which Jock replies "Aye, but would'ya mind if it goes
through ma kidneys first?"
K. Newbury says:
My mate wanted to commit suicide so i pushed him under a train he was well chuffed.
lardcap says:
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was sellotaped to the first monkey.