Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

Chris says:
A man goes to the doctors and says - Doctor i think i am going deaf
The Doctor replies - what are the symptoms?
The man says - an American cartoon family!
Mr. Richard Gould says:
Met a lesbian in a bar...............where's lesbia?
dave says:
wats the biggest drawback inside the jungle? elephants forskin
K. Rainey says:
Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Biggish..
Biggish who?
No thanks mate Ive already got one.... = )
K. Rainey says:
Man goes to the Doctors with an itchy ball bag,
She takes a look at it and then says
"Im afraid you'll have to stop playing with your self sir"
"oh no why?"
"Because Im trying to examine you"
= )
malky says:
Malky.a guy goes to the doctors telling him every time that i open a window i cannot stop
farting,the doc tells him to open the window then the doc said i will not be a minute,he came back
with a long pole with a hook on the end of it the patient got worried said to the doc what are you
going to do with that,the doc said open all these windows its stinking in here.
C. S. Walker says:
the other day i had a £50 note tattoo on tackle, the tattoo guy asked why i was having it, well this
is one £50 i dont mind the wife blowing....
NoddyShoulder says:
A finnish guy went to Soho and got surrounded by a group of black gangsters.
- Did you came here to die? yelled the leader of the gang.
- No, I came here yesterdie.
Rick Blade says:
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my
wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine
under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every
bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the
sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork
from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the
taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.
I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not
until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did
this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down