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Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence
J. Whitehead says:
... an oldie but
"What do you call a woman who throws her gas bill on the fire?"
BERNADETTE
Maria J. Carey-howells says:
What do you call a fake noodle????
......an impasta!!
Did you hear about the religious group that only eats mycoprotein?
They call themselves Quorn Again Christians
THE NAM says:
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub . The bar man says , " Is this some
kind of joke " .
The old ones are the best !
Raj says:
What do you call a man without any arms or legs who floats?
Bob!!
Raj says:
What do you call a man without any arms or legs who swims the English Channel?
Clever Dick!!!
Christopher Nash says:
Confucius he say: "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, for the path is narrow. In fact, why don't you f*** off and
leave me alone, you b*****d!"
S. Jarvis says:
Just bumped into a dyslexic Yorkshire man.......he was wearing a cat flap!!!!!
Christopher Nash says:
This bloke goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, when I woke up yesterday, I was singing Delilah.
When I woke up today, I was singing The Green Green Grass Of Home! What's the matter with
me?" The doctor says "You've got Tom Jones Syndrome". "I've never heard of it," says the bloke,
"is it common?" "Well", says the doctor, "It's Not Unusual".
Retired Husband and wife goes to Theatre, wife says to husband I think I've done quiet fart what
shall I do.
He says change your hearing aid battery
paula king says:
What does a cow say with no lips? - OO!
Mr. Neil Robertson says: